...or possibly a tragi-comedy.

notapillowfight:

goddamnbatman:

kileah:

royally-flushed:

cassexuallyfrustrated:

gabehorn:

satansporno:

palmate:

tumblingus:

aintasuperhero:

criminallyincompetent:

My English teacher, a longbow, and a lifetime supply of maple cinnamon bagels with light cream cheese.

Relatively fucked, I’d say.

Bolton, a sniper rifle and rice broccoli casserole

hmmm

Rachel, an oversized magical arrow-firing glove, and chicken quesadillas. Well other than the fact that Rachel’s on Guam and Chicken Quesadillas are really only good for protein and calcium I like to think that I’m pretty well prepared, as long as I can find something to replenish my mana.

Chris, some magical gems, lifetime supply of Subway.

I think I’m fucking set for survival. I mean the gems aren’t the best weapon but knowing Chris he’s totally got a nice array of weapons and judging by the books he mentioned the other day he’d also have a crowbar. 

Bethany, I have no clue because I rarely play video games (so I’m probably stuck with hand-to-hand combat), and I’m in the middle of eating some peach greek yogurt.

…shit.

My mother, a rocket launcher, and mini reese cups.

the fuck bro

let me see… my friend Stanley, Megaman’s blasters, and oreos… … … … okay then… i am sorta fucked.

.. my seven month preggers auntie, sooha my pikachu, and shrimp instant noodles.

i’m not sure how i feel about this.

So. Ayla. A scythe. And… Nacho triangle things made by hot pocket.

Well…Damn. I sure hope that her love for horror games has her far more set up for this than I do. Granted I have a Scythe.

My boyfriend, a sniper rifle that sets things on fire and wispas.

AW YISS

Surviving with James, using… I’ll hazard a guess at Deadly Premonition’s infinite wrench [since I normally play the normal world and don’t really use the weapons apart from to break stuff] and I have a lifetime supply of ice cream.

Not too shabby.

qemfd, a house (I’m guilty of playing sims) and pizza.

So… we’re going to say screw humanity, delete all the doors and sit it out with pizza. 

(Source: victran)